2/4/18 Episode 87: Raise The Titanic (1980)
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Movie Executive: Let's do a Titanic movie!
Assistant to the Movie Executive: Like the ship sinks and people die?
Executive: Or...(does a line of cocaine), after the disaster, we raise the Titanic from the depths of the sea.
Assistant: Yes, sir! (leaves, comes back) Anything else, sir?
Executive: Do we have any more Mr. Magoo?
Assistant: "Mr. Magoo," sir?
Executive: That's what I call cocaine.
Assistant: There's no more, sir. Perhaps you can raise lines of cocaine out of your nose?
Executive: That's a terrible idea...and so is Raise The Titanic! Cancel that movie!
Assistant: Too late, sir. It's the one of the biggest flops of the decade.
Executive: Oh, Magoo, you've done it again!